Addicted, and its taking its toll.

Q. What will Himesh sing after getting drunk, if his girlfriend leaves him for another guy, and calls him an ass?
A. Ass(hic) banaya ...ass(hic) banaya aapne !!

Q. What do you call a pervert dope head?
A. A-dick-t!

Q. What bridge did the Gujju cross once he decided not to use the toll bridge?
A. He used a short one !

Q. What happens when after seeing a huge bill (something of epic proportions compared to his budget) at a friends party, you are asked to go dutch?
A.Give UP! literally !

Old lady: are you closing down the shop.
Barber: Yes I am
Old Lady: But I had to remove all mah white hair
Barber: Dye another Day !


"aahh ..that's all folks"
"Beware of ze chewz ..zey trink babi's blud"

Its Flying

Q. What would a Surdar name Cathay Pacific as?
A> Kithay Pacific (as in kithay is punjabi for where)

Q> What would a dumb indian name his airline company?
A> Air Dhakkan !!

"ahh Tha's all Folks"
"Beware of ze chewz .zey trink babis blud"

The ugly duck-link

Q> What did the chef call his Duck soup?
A> Suck my Duck!

Q> Why did the american desi duck call the indian desi duck a gaandu?
A> Coz Duck=baththak=buttock!!

Q> what do ducks do when its hunting season?
A> They DUCK!!

Q> What should an ideal response to this post be?
A> What the DUCK!!

"ahh..thats all folks"
"Beware of ze chewz ...zey trink babis blud"

Gastric troubles !!

Q) Why did the chindi chor have gastric troubles?
A) He had accumulated too many moi-biles!!

ahh thats all folks

"beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud !! "

Shake your bon bonita !

Q) Why do men do not wanna fall in 'Shakespearian love'?
A) Well the one reason they wanna get into it is to get out of the shake-spear thingy (sorry bout that :P)

Q) What would Vijay Malaya call his airlines if he were to be balding ?
A) Hair-sahara !!


ahh thats all folks

"beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud "

Sard-arse

Q> Why did one surdar stand over the other?
A> He was trying to become rational (because surd/surd can be rational :P)



ahh thats all folks
"Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

Of Tales and tails

Q> Which novel is like the stud max inspiration for all soft core(not exactly XX ..letz put it at 2.5 x types) porn?
A> The Tale of two Titties by Charles Dick-anus


Q> Why did everyone make fun of Kholu at the bar?
A> Because he ordered a Mock-tail!!

ahh..Thats all folks

"beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"