Shake your bon bonita !

Q) Why do men do not wanna fall in 'Shakespearian love'?
A) Well the one reason they wanna get into it is to get out of the shake-spear thingy (sorry bout that :P)

Q) What would Vijay Malaya call his airlines if he were to be balding ?
A) Hair-sahara !!


ahh thats all folks

"beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud "

Sard-arse

Q> Why did one surdar stand over the other?
A> He was trying to become rational (because surd/surd can be rational :P)



ahh thats all folks
"Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

Of Tales and tails

Q> Which novel is like the stud max inspiration for all soft core(not exactly XX ..letz put it at 2.5 x types) porn?
A> The Tale of two Titties by Charles Dick-anus


Q> Why did everyone make fun of Kholu at the bar?
A> Because he ordered a Mock-tail!!

ahh..Thats all folks

"beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

Balle balle Amritsar To LS

LS=(lakesidey)

Q> How would a sardar greet Jose??
A> Jo-say so nihall sasria kall!! .. :P

(Jo bole so nihal and blah blah )



Thats all folks
Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud

Dont drink and fly !

Q> What do you say when a bird drinks and flies and then crashes and dies?
A> Tequila mockingbird