Its Flying

Q. What would a Surdar name Cathay Pacific as?
A> Kithay Pacific (as in kithay is punjabi for where)

Q> What would a dumb indian name his airline company?
A> Air Dhakkan !!

"ahh Tha's all Folks"
"Beware of ze chewz .zey trink babis blud"

The ugly duck-link

Q> What did the chef call his Duck soup?
A> Suck my Duck!

Q> Why did the american desi duck call the indian desi duck a gaandu?
A> Coz Duck=baththak=buttock!!

Q> what do ducks do when its hunting season?
A> They DUCK!!

Q> What should an ideal response to this post be?
A> What the DUCK!!

"ahh..thats all folks"
"Beware of ze chewz ...zey trink babis blud"