Addicted, and its taking its toll.

Q. What will Himesh sing after getting drunk, if his girlfriend leaves him for another guy, and calls him an ass?
A. Ass(hic) banaya ...ass(hic) banaya aapne !!

Q. What do you call a pervert dope head?
A. A-dick-t!

Q. What bridge did the Gujju cross once he decided not to use the toll bridge?
A. He used a short one !

Q. What happens when after seeing a huge bill (something of epic proportions compared to his budget) at a friends party, you are asked to go dutch?
A.Give UP! literally !

Old lady: are you closing down the shop.
Barber: Yes I am
Old Lady: But I had to remove all mah white hair
Barber: Dye another Day !


"aahh ..that's all folks"
"Beware of ze chewz ..zey trink babi's blud"