MISSed a day ...So now for sumthing completely different

Q. People on an island thought that they hold a beauty pageant contest to honor the sexiest woman
in town . Why was the title she won so befitting ?
A. It was MISS-isle !!

Q. The interpreter started understanding his wife better after marriage. Why?
A. Because she was now not MISS-interpreted !!

Q. Why was the newspaper editorial team crying over one employee not being present during the
editorial board meeting ??
A. Because she was MISS-ed !!

"ahh ..that's all folks "

"beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud "

Alchemy Lessons from Harry POTter

Q. What do you call a potato obsessed with chemistry ?
A. ALOOminium

Q. What did the chemist term the selfless charitable man?
A. Anti-money


Q. Which is the most nakedest element of all ?
A. Bare-ium

Q. Which element in your diet enhances your mathematical abilities to the max?
A. CALCIum

Q. Which is the most snobbish elements of all ?
A. FRANCium

Q. What do you call a kawi samelan of chemists ?
A. Hassium Kawi samelan!

More to come .. The POTter shall strike again !


ahh ..That's all fols!

"Bewre of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

A Catastrophic joint !!

Not in my best senses , so expect the worst!

Q. It would be surprising if John Nash converted to hinduism after watching satya . However his name would be an even bigger shock. Why?
A. He would choose the name Satya-Nash! :P
(Blame SOD for this one)

Q. Santoshi went to Singapore single and came back a married women . Why?
A. Because she fell in love with Santossa (isalnds) :P

Q. Which is more dumb a brunette or a blond?
A. A brunette , coz its a blond who thins that dying her hair black would make her smarter !

Q. If '?' were to be an emoticon what would you call it ?
A. Pehchaan-CON!

Tomoro : Insane Alchemist's joke on the periodic table!



Ahh..That's all folks

"Beware fo chewz zey trink babis blud"

The first joint is rolled!

So here is first of joke-a-joint jokes ..

Q. When the banker won a chess game what did he say to his opponent?
A. Cheque-mate

Q. Why do people find bong names to be offensive?
A. coz they are Bong-galis!

Q. What did a vegetarian gujju say after seeing the KFC menu ?
A. Kya Fart Che!

Q. Tough X was workaholic why was he rejected by the company he applied to through email?
A. It had sender as : i.like.to.do@work.com!

Q. Why are chai wallahs so rich ?
A. coz they urn a lot !


And now ..for the best out of Two and a half men

Q. Why should not pregnant ladies have sex?
A. Have some repetitive blows to your head and you shall know !

ahh..Thats all folks!

"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"