So here is first of joke-a-joint jokes ..
Q. When the banker won a chess game what did he say to his opponent?
A. Cheque-mate
Q. Why do people find bong names to be offensive?
A. coz they are Bong-galis!
Q. What did a vegetarian gujju say after seeing the KFC menu ?
A. Kya Fart Che!
Q. Tough X was workaholic why was he rejected by the company he applied to through email?
A. It had sender as : i.like.to.do@work.com!
Q. Why are chai wallahs so rich ?
A. coz they urn a lot !
And now ..for the best out of Two and a half men
Q. Why should not pregnant ladies have sex?
A. Have some repetitive blows to your head and you shall know !
ahh..Thats all folks!
"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"
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