Ahh this one is just too arbit.. I have nothing to do and am making animal jokes on things that come to my mind
(rather the first one which started this post owes its birth to a certain community on orkut that just flashed when i refreshed the page :P .... and the others follow the same pattern ! )
Q. What was the name of the crow who fought for his community?
A. Russel CROWe!
Q. Why did the Chinese not love Elvis?
A. Coz all his covers said : Elvis press lee !
Q. What do you call Arsenal's strike tactics ?
A. Theory Henry !
Q. What would shoes become if they died ?
A. Free soles !
Ahh this one i had long been missing .. just got it after seeing the IIT Bombay community
Q. Who ought be the most desperate man linked with IITB history ?
A. The one who laid the foundation stone :P
"ahh..thats all folks "
" Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud "
Friday, December 8, 2006
Sunday, December 3, 2006
Wazzup MUN
Ohk this is just one ..and to add to it ..it is completely arbit and out of frusto !
Q. Why did ghoda call MUN a boring bitch ?
A. Because he found it so MUN-DANE!!
If any MI CGs (two of you nice people) seing this ..Please put me to some better work ..I am doing what I hate the most..NOTHING! ...
"I am sinking in a see of nothingness ..but the only thing nice bout it is that even if you sink ..nothing happens :D"
Ahh omo ..for the good times tough..Sriram crax Opera Solutions .so heres a toast ...
Q. Why is sriram's name technically misspelt ?
A. It should be Sreeeeeeram ..after all hes E MANY!!
"ahh...thats all folks"
"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"
Q. Why did ghoda call MUN a boring bitch ?
A. Because he found it so MUN-DANE!!
If any MI CGs (two of you nice people) seing this ..Please put me to some better work ..I am doing what I hate the most..NOTHING! ...
"I am sinking in a see of nothingness ..but the only thing nice bout it is that even if you sink ..nothing happens :D"
Ahh omo ..for the good times tough..Sriram crax Opera Solutions .so heres a toast ...
Q. Why is sriram's name technically misspelt ?
A. It should be Sreeeeeeram ..after all hes E MANY!!
"ahh...thats all folks"
"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"
Saturday, December 2, 2006
A Big Fat GEEK WEEDING!!
Ohk it takes time to arrange marriages, even hypothetical ones. So here is something which if fails to make no sense at all shall be a huge discouragement for me !
A wedding with both geeks and pot heads !
Q. How did the people greet each other at such a wedding?
A. They say HIGH !
Q. What do you call a person who caters at such a party ?
A. The BAKER!
Q. What kind of marriage proposals lead to such marriages?
A. "Shit or get off the pot" types!!
Q. In what kind of a family do such marriages happen in ?
A. JOINT family
Q. Now at this hypothetical party there was one person who was both a psycho anaylyst and a psycho therapist. But his visiting card was quiet scandalising. Why?
A. It read AnalRapist! (This one is courtesy Arrested Development)
"ahh thats all folks!"
"beware of chewz zey trink babis blud!"
A wedding with both geeks and pot heads !
Q. How did the people greet each other at such a wedding?
A. They say HIGH !
Q. What do you call a person who caters at such a party ?
A. The BAKER!
Q. What kind of marriage proposals lead to such marriages?
A. "Shit or get off the pot" types!!
Q. In what kind of a family do such marriages happen in ?
A. JOINT family
Q. Now at this hypothetical party there was one person who was both a psycho anaylyst and a psycho therapist. But his visiting card was quiet scandalising. Why?
A. It read AnalRapist! (This one is courtesy Arrested Development)
"ahh thats all folks!"
"beware of chewz zey trink babis blud!"
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