Ahh this one is just too arbit.. I have nothing to do and am making animal jokes on things that come to my mind
(rather the first one which started this post owes its birth to a certain community on orkut that just flashed when i refreshed the page :P .... and the others follow the same pattern ! )

Q. What was the name of the crow who fought for his community?
A. Russel CROWe!

Q. Why did the Chinese not love Elvis?
A. Coz all his covers said : Elvis press lee !

Q. What do you call Arsenal's strike tactics ?
A. Theory Henry !

Q. What would shoes become if they died ?
A. Free soles !

Ahh this one i had long been missing .. just got it after seeing the IIT Bombay community

Q. Who ought be the most desperate man linked with IITB history ?
A. The one who laid the foundation stone :P

"ahh..thats all folks "

" Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud "