Ahh this one is just too arbit.. I have nothing to do and am making animal jokes on things that come to my mind
(rather the first one which started this post owes its birth to a certain community on orkut that just flashed when i refreshed the page :P .... and the others follow the same pattern ! )

Q. What was the name of the crow who fought for his community?
A. Russel CROWe!

Q. Why did the Chinese not love Elvis?
A. Coz all his covers said : Elvis press lee !

Q. What do you call Arsenal's strike tactics ?
A. Theory Henry !

Q. What would shoes become if they died ?
A. Free soles !

Ahh this one i had long been missing .. just got it after seeing the IIT Bombay community

Q. Who ought be the most desperate man linked with IITB history ?
A. The one who laid the foundation stone :P

"ahh..thats all folks "

" Beware of ze chewz zey trink babis blud "

Wazzup MUN

Ohk this is just one ..and to add to it ..it is completely arbit and out of frusto !

Q. Why did ghoda call MUN a boring bitch ?
A. Because he found it so MUN-DANE!!

If any MI CGs (two of you nice people) seing this ..Please put me to some better work ..I am doing what I hate the most..NOTHING! ...

"I am sinking in a see of nothingness ..but the only thing nice bout it is that even if you sink ..nothing happens :D"

Ahh omo ..for the good times tough..Sriram crax Opera Solutions .so heres a toast ...

Q. Why is sriram's name technically misspelt ?
A. It should be Sreeeeeeram ..after all hes E MANY!!


"ahh...thats all folks"

"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"

A Big Fat GEEK WEEDING!!

Ohk it takes time to arrange marriages, even hypothetical ones. So here is something which if fails to make no sense at all shall be a huge discouragement for me !

A wedding with both geeks and pot heads !


Q. How did the people greet each other at such a wedding?
A. They say HIGH !

Q. What do you call a person who caters at such a party ?
A. The BAKER!

Q. What kind of marriage proposals lead to such marriages?
A. "Shit or get off the pot" types!!

Q. In what kind of a family do such marriages happen in ?
A. JOINT family

Q. Now at this hypothetical party there was one person who was both a psycho anaylyst and a psycho therapist. But his visiting card was quiet scandalising. Why?
A. It read AnalRapist! (This one is courtesy Arrested Development)


"ahh thats all folks!"

"beware of chewz zey trink babis blud!"

MISSed a day ...So now for sumthing completely different

Q. People on an island thought that they hold a beauty pageant contest to honor the sexiest woman
in town . Why was the title she won so befitting ?
A. It was MISS-isle !!

Q. The interpreter started understanding his wife better after marriage. Why?
A. Because she was now not MISS-interpreted !!

Q. Why was the newspaper editorial team crying over one employee not being present during the
editorial board meeting ??
A. Because she was MISS-ed !!

"ahh ..that's all folks "

"beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud "

Alchemy Lessons from Harry POTter

Q. What do you call a potato obsessed with chemistry ?
A. ALOOminium

Q. What did the chemist term the selfless charitable man?
A. Anti-money


Q. Which is the most nakedest element of all ?
A. Bare-ium

Q. Which element in your diet enhances your mathematical abilities to the max?
A. CALCIum

Q. Which is the most snobbish elements of all ?
A. FRANCium

Q. What do you call a kawi samelan of chemists ?
A. Hassium Kawi samelan!

More to come .. The POTter shall strike again !


ahh ..That's all fols!

"Bewre of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

A Catastrophic joint !!

Not in my best senses , so expect the worst!

Q. It would be surprising if John Nash converted to hinduism after watching satya . However his name would be an even bigger shock. Why?
A. He would choose the name Satya-Nash! :P
(Blame SOD for this one)

Q. Santoshi went to Singapore single and came back a married women . Why?
A. Because she fell in love with Santossa (isalnds) :P

Q. Which is more dumb a brunette or a blond?
A. A brunette , coz its a blond who thins that dying her hair black would make her smarter !

Q. If '?' were to be an emoticon what would you call it ?
A. Pehchaan-CON!

Tomoro : Insane Alchemist's joke on the periodic table!



Ahh..That's all folks

"Beware fo chewz zey trink babis blud"

The first joint is rolled!

So here is first of joke-a-joint jokes ..

Q. When the banker won a chess game what did he say to his opponent?
A. Cheque-mate

Q. Why do people find bong names to be offensive?
A. coz they are Bong-galis!

Q. What did a vegetarian gujju say after seeing the KFC menu ?
A. Kya Fart Che!

Q. Tough X was workaholic why was he rejected by the company he applied to through email?
A. It had sender as : i.like.to.do@work.com!

Q. Why are chai wallahs so rich ?
A. coz they urn a lot !


And now ..for the best out of Two and a half men

Q. Why should not pregnant ladies have sex?
A. Have some repetitive blows to your head and you shall know !

ahh..Thats all folks!

"Beware of ze chews zey trink babis blud"