Sunday, November 26, 2006

Alchemy Lessons from Harry POTter

Q. What do you call a potato obsessed with chemistry ?
A. ALOOminium

Q. What did the chemist term the selfless charitable man?
A. Anti-money


Q. Which is the most nakedest element of all ?
A. Bare-ium

Q. Which element in your diet enhances your mathematical abilities to the max?
A. CALCIum

Q. Which is the most snobbish elements of all ?
A. FRANCium

Q. What do you call a kawi samelan of chemists ?
A. Hassium Kawi samelan!

More to come .. The POTter shall strike again !


ahh ..That's all fols!

"Bewre of ze chewz zey trink babis blud"

2 comments:

Fubu said...

what re? how did you miss out my all time favs?

1. Which is a very very foul smelling compound?

Ans: Gaulium Sulphide coz its chem formula is GaS.

2. Which compound smells even worse?

Ans: Gaulium Arsenide... coz its is GaAs.

Rtinkslinger said...

This is lesson one .. Elementary !!